Tie One On for CAP

Tie One On for CAP


Community Animal Projects (C.A.P.) is a small, grass roots animal welfare group
with a sincere desire to offer services in our community which will
assist and support those who encounter challenges with their companion animals.  

We’re hosting a unique event to raise funds for CAP on
Friday, October 2nd, 2015 5pm-8pm

We will be auctioning off an astonishing selection of 200+ vintage and designer
men’s neck ties in the Wellington located in the lovely Royal Hotel on Main St.
Ties will be sold individually and in small collections.
Fashionistas and dandies alike will want to attend!
Add timeless ties to your wardrobe and help local homeless pets!

Tickets are $20. sold in advance.
Wine generously provided by Alex & Marion and live music by Spiderlodge.
Contact lori@loripaul.com for tickets and info or call 604-795-9523.



Lori Paul’s Pretty Smalls

Lori Paul’s Pretty Smalls

Welcome friends!

I’ve always wanted to have my own little store where I could feature handmade items along with vintage clothing, especially lingerie and accessories. I invite you all to my Etsy site The Voice Of Vintage where in the coming months I intend to add to the collars and cuffs I now offer.

I hope you will comment on anything you see that lights you up, and let me know if you’d like me to create something just for you…I have a collection of men’s neckties that is quite impressive, if I do say so myself, and dozens of gorgeous ladies full slips which, when customized, make delicious summer dresses. Stay tuned and support your local artists!

One Love,

Lori Paul

A Handmade Collar -For Your Consideration

A Handmade Collar -For Your Consideration




For Frank April 2012

Welcome Friends! To the rolling green hills of Ryder Lake
Here in the heart of the mighty Fraser, valley, that is…

Let’s say the year is 1979.

We are gathering here today at Maggie’s Farm,
The band is setting up on a flatbed stage
Out behind Red Hare’s barn.
It’s the crack of noon and the weather’s fine…
It’s gonna be a humdinger!

It’s an annual birthday party for the Hares and the Dares
Formerly hosted on the farm in Yarrow,
Now held here in the arms of the mountain.
There’s a familiar assortment of rounders and hippies
Neighbors and friends come out of the woodwork,
Situate themselves on wooden benches and lawn chairs
Of every dent and varietal,
Trying to recall if it’s their fifth or sixth year in a row.
Clear memories are obscured
By Red’s homemade strawberry wine and
Not helped in the least by the
Passing of pungent homegrown and sinsemilla.
These are the times we’ll never forget but
Can’t quite remember.

The front field fills with cars, trucks, Harleys
Tom & Anya’s VW camper
We play our own soundtrack
We take our youth and beauty for granted
We sing ‘we are stardust, we are golden’ and we are.

Under that cerulean sky of our glory days,
A  laugh riot of shiny children run
Through tall grasses in the back field
A tongue-lolling pack of dogs at their heels,
Panting wide smiles, leaping long
Amid the buzzing of bees, still abundant,
And countless birds, mostly robins and sparrows,
The odd Stellar Jay, darts in and out of
The fragrant wonder that is Maggie’s garden.
A hummingbird hovers, amused and curious
As the peace is perennially disturbed
By revelers from 8 weeks to 88 years old,
Who catch up with those we haven’t seen
In far too long. How is your Mom doing these days?
Did you hear that Harold passed last month?
Where does the time go?

The men prepare an ember fire pit, as good men will,
Seven sockeye salmon wait on ice, beneath beat-up
Coolers of Canadian beer
Strategically placed to encourage
The inevitable corn-shucking to come.
Salads of every conceivable combination
Arrive, carried in the careful hands of
The women who made them,
Before they dressed the little ones
To the drifting promise of morning coffee.
They bring carrot cake and rhubarb pie,
Still warm from the oven
They see your hopeful face and smile, saying
“Here, have a cookie to tide you over…”

Years later, Red, Maggie, Dylan and Dakota
Seem to be everywhere all at once
They greet new arrivals, run endless errands,
They lay a blanket on the grass for Shannon’s baby
(Which my spoiled dog curls up on, appreciatively)
They fetch a sturdier chair from the kitchen
For Irene’s aunt, who’s just had her other hip done.

Musicians haul their gear out and up,
Recount the best and worst of recent gigs,
A little hair of the dog in their coffee,
They tune up and smoke up and drink up til
Some keener cracks open his case and starts up.
Before long, the volume’s undeniable
And the air is electrified, but for now
A mandolin chirps through the chorus of ‘I’ll Fly Away’
and that sweet little red-haired baby, named Fleita
Starts dancing, her feet planted, knees bending
In a wide-eyed, balanced bob. Even Irene’s Aunt
Who frankly, would prefer a little Lawrence Welk
Has to admit, it’s a damn catchy tune.

I know the feast is being offered up when
My dalmatian disappears beneath the table.
Years of experience have taught her that
Location is everything and her proximity
Promises exotic fare she never scores at home.
If it hits the ground, it goes to the hound!

Once the dishes have been cleared, my dog will
Follow the tasty, sticky children around hopefully.
Her gentle, mute appeal to their generous nature
Belies the steely stealth with which she will snatch
An unguarded piece of fish from any viable plate.
I shout her name, spew a shower of cake crumbs,
In yet another vain attempt to avoid the fallout
Sure to follow her gluttony. Tomorrow’s
Walk will no doubt produce a rainbow of remnants in
Various shades and textures…but I digress :)

The old days flicker past often and at odd times
Polaroids of the past pull me back and away…
Maggie’s warm smile lighting up her whole being,
The ongoing art of her wild, wind-blown hair,
Red’s loping gait and his Yosemite Sam ‘stache.
He’s leaning over his congas now, listening
To the sound of the best years of our lives
Sometimes glancing up to watch his wife
Barefoot, dancing up the dust in the yard
With a hundred like-minded yahoos.
Our children now hang from the open window
Of the loft above, they animate the moon glow
of the starry night that glimmers all around us,
deep in the dark blue satisfaction of day’s end.

So here we are again…we hear it still…
The sound of a thousand friends, enchanted
By the warm din of chatter and live music
By the rhythm of our small town rituals
By the bonds of our ongoing friendship.

Today we gather to celebrate the life and art full times
Of our dear friend Frank, aka Red Hare.
We gather to remind ourselves
Of the great gift of each other’s company.

We will always revisit and revise the summer of our lives.
We go way back, you and I
To when we were embroidered with potential
When we were dizzy with privilege
When we were bulletproof
When we were young.

Red Hare


The Secret Language Of Birds ~Georgia Straight Review

The Secret Language Of Birds ~Georgia Straight Review

By Mike Usinger, March 29, 2012

There’s an autobiographical feel to The Secret Language of Birds that makes you relieved the folk-leaning songs are as accomplished and expertly played as they are. How would you like having to crap on “Deloraine”, where singer Lori Paul delivers a heartfelt thank-you letter set to music to her Uncle Ralph and Auntie Jane, rural folks who evidently always had a spare bedroom for a confused city kid? Against a warm backdrop of easygoing alt-country, the Chilliwack-via-the-Prairies transplant sings, “I was a city kid, from a broken home/I arrived in June afraid and alone.”

Paul is anything but charmless on The Secret Language of Birds, which finds her backed by a couple of ringers, multi-instrumentalists Rick Genge and Clay Thornton. Together, they cover plenty of musical ground, from the mystical blues of “Betty Ford Brochure” to the skittery folk of “Letter to Louise”. As for the stories, even though she finishes things up with a gorgeous instrumental—“Still Life With Rose”—Paul seemingly has no shortage of them. Her greatest gift might be the way she’s able to take the seemingly mundane and turn it into something worth investing in, which explains how, against impossible odds, you’ll end up caring about the character known as “Roadhouse Red”, a hollowed-out chicken that serves as an all-purpose depository for car keys, old receipts, and doggie-doo bags.





Lori Paul began performing in choirs as a kid but couldn’t stand singing those damned monotonous alto parts so she became a lead-singing, ham-boning, show-boater who weasles her way onto stages with great performers every chance she gets. She likes lemon sorbet and but chews the mint leaf with ambivalence. Lori frequently tells people that she studied in Paris at the Sorbonne but this is pure shite. Clearly, you can’t believe a word she says. Even this bio is rife with inaccuracies but what are you gonna do? I suggest you enjoy the show and forget I said anything.


Article for Canadian Musicians Blog

Article for Canadian Musicians Blog

Shameful Confessions of a Jazz Vocal Peer Judge

by LORI PAUL on July 24, 2010

A while back, a very popular web-based musicians’ collective sponsored a world-wide contest for countless categories of recorded music wherein anyone could enter their album for consideration. Entries were then evaluated and nominated into the various genres, categories and sub-categories and members were asked to be ‘peer judges’ in their area of (relative) expertise. I wanted to help out and I thought that, given my love of the ‘standards’ and my opportunity to perform with many, great Canadian West Coast musicians in the jazz vein lo, these past 30 years, I might be a good judge for the “Jazz Vocal” category.

I assumed the criteria would be the usual…the fidelity and dynamism of the production, the originality of arrangements and of course, the quality and the technical proficiency of the singer as storyteller. Imagine my dismay in learning that the only measure by which each song was to be judged, according to the ‘Just Plain Folks’ in charge of this particular rodeo, was my own personal reaction, specifically “what moves me.” In other words, would I listen to the album again? Fact is, I listen to precious little vocal jazz these days and when I do need that particular fix, I simply call on the gods…Billie, Ella, Sarah, or if I feel like tapping a living legend, I go for Betty. If I feel a hankerin’ for a track I don’t own, I happily surf over to YouTube and find it. I take stock of the task set out before me in this new light and frankly, I feel like I have once again gotten myself into something that I am ill-prepared to cope with and, yes, indeed, I am correct, Sir!

I see that there are 272 albums in this category, 3,453 songs. I just plain panic.

I know I will not have time to listen to each track on each album, even if I just play the first verse & chorus so I decide, anxiously and arbitrarily, to listen to the first track of each album as I scan the bio info then choose one more song from that artist’s album, ideally one that I am familiar with so that I can determine the originality of the interpretation as compared to the ‘original’ (or the version I am most familiar with, anyway). Two things happen immediately…I instantly dismiss anything that sounds lo-fi (including ‘live’ recordings which I despise for personal reasons) and also anything sung in a foreign language. I’m a complete ass for this particular discretion I know but may I remind you of the criteria? I do not own a single foreign language album and virtually never listen to a song if I cannot understand the lyric. You may well intuit from this factoid that I do not listen to instrumental music, even classical compositions, at all and it is you who are now correct, Sir. Why? Because I am a singer and a songwriter and at the tender age of 48, I no longer believe that I have time to listen to everything I come across and also be creative. Life is too short. Priorities must be chosen and therefore the only instrumental music I hear is playing on a movie soundtrack or in an elevator. Sad but true.

But this confession, bad as it is, is not the worst of it. Now I am determining that there are lots of albums that IMHO don’t belong in this category to begin with as they are too pop, too Broadway, too saloon and too smooth, respectively. Next, I have to admit my personal preference for female vocals (so shoot me) and my utter disdain for melodramatic interpretations. I can’t stomach the jazz hands or the ham bone enunciation. Same goes for the opposite end of the spectrum, those who take no chances whatsoever. I surprise myself by giving one artist the benefit of less than a full phrase as her diction irritates the hell out of me right off the top and I ‘complete’ her review without so much as the thought of scrolling down to read her bio. What is wrong with me, I wonder? When did I get so bitterly intolerant?

I decide to have a glass of wine to mellow out my self-loathing. It doesn’t work. Now I’m picking albums that I am intrigued by due primarily to their weirdness and I am listening in much the same way I would stare at a car accident. I pick an Italian singer whose accent while singing in English is uber fromage, to steal from 2 more languages, and yet mesmerizing as such. I pour more wine, convinced that the best vocal jazz tracks will jump out at me given my libational accompaniment. Wrong again! I can’t deny that my ‘musical taste’ has officially become an oxymoron and yet I slog on, a weary soldier covered in so much scat dust (of these here jazz wars).

I am now inundated with a series of latin flavored tracks which make me feel completely out of my element. Maybe we could have a Latin Jazz Vocal category just to help me out? And while we’re at it, let’s get a Cabaret category for those saucy songsters who likely kill in a live venue but who fail to come across on a recording. Also the Gypsy Swing bands seem prolific enough to host their own party. Their tight three part leads are thrilling in a way but they don’t allow for the expression that a solo vocal can bring so I pass on these entries. I feel terrible about it though, because I can see myself enthusiastically playing songs like these for brunch guests on a Saturday afternoon. Now I’m close to the criteria edge but I stumble forward, impatient with my growing lack of consistency. I pour myself another.

Things are getting truly out of hand as I begin to notice how certain songs persist. If I hear one more version of “It Might As Well Be Spring” I’m going to pinch myself hard, just for agreeing to be a Jazz Vocal peer judge in the first place. Is anyone able to enjoy this process? The next few albums have to compete with the increasing volume of my whining.

Now I come across an album by my dear friend Dee Daniels, who I can’t vote for because the rules clearly state that you must abstain from voting for albums you have a personal connection to. This particular album includes “The Thought Of You” a song we co-wrote and I am tempted to cheat and vote us in but I don’t. Evidently I am at the self-righteous point of my drunkenness and the timing is perfect for the sake of my mortal soul. Nonetheless, this turn of events bums me out and I move on, cursing under my breath, now swigging directly from the bottle.

I note that several artists are playing, singing, arranging and writing their entire album and I want to acknowledge these incredibly ambitious projects but as for the vocal performance, these tracks do not measure up to the vocalist who is focused on just performing the vocal. I am itching with ambivalence and very close to throwing in the towel yet again, recognizing the Sisyphussian nature of my task. I can only stand in awe and wonder and dream of being as multi-talented as these individuals are. I sigh heavily and demand yet another category…Original Jazz Genius perhaps.

I decide on a desperate and debaucherous whim to pick only albums wherein the vocal calibre is nothing short of expert since, on the merits of a mere listen, no one can tell if the vocalist is contributing anything else. I justify this knowing that I am always keen to play tracks that kick my own ass into rehearsing more and I back up this new approach by pointing out that I am only 127 albums in! Not even half way. I close my eyes just briefly and pass right out.

Day Two

I am so hung over I am playing album # 128 on a volume scale of ‘2’ and even this amounts to an audio assault. I forge on. Some artists are writing clever and interesting lyrics but their vocals are not world class and so far, I’ve picked several albums that are. Trouble is I now have several picks that are compilation albums including different vocalists and I feel this is an unfair advantage. So (you know what’s coming) I demand yet another category! This brings us to approximately 67 sub-categories in the Vocal Jazz world I have created and even I know that’s Just Plain Crazy. I now have a keen sympathy for anyone attempting to classify music into genres and I can understand the challenges in creating categories to begin with. But enough with this “aha! Moment” and back to the Gordian knot at hand.

I have become aware of my preference for relatively recent releases because newer albums are, I reckon, better served by this promotional opportunity than earlier recordings. I know this is the most ludicrous notion I’ve had yet and I am sincerely depressed by my undeniable laziness. No, it’s not just because I’m hung over. I now see how there are literally thousands, possibly hundreds of thousands of jazz singers currently recording, in a diverse array of styles, in the spirit of endless potential and most of them (read: us) are very good but, for any number of reasons one might care to mention, not yet great, not remotely in the same league as the jazz legends we know and love. This is a truly disheartening realization. I would kill for a cigarette right now and I don’t even smoke.

I have now given up completely in nominating single tracks due to my belief that I may not get through the albums let alone listen for the merits of each individual track. Sorry JPF…I know I’m letting you down here. Forgive me. I’m weak and worn out. In fact, I am reconsidering my own career now as I am so thoroughly humbled by the number of fine vocalists who also have serious chops on an external instrument, usually piano but also guitar and the odd trumpeter occasionally blows their own horn a la Chet Baker, as though I didn’t feel bad enough already. Damn you musical savants! No wonder I’m a hopeless and obscure indie artist.

To avoid drowning in my pool of self-pity, I decide to change categories when I submit my own album next year. But I digress. I’m on Vocal Jazz album 140, with a mere 131 albums left. I feel like I’ve heard every standard ever written and then some. Twice. I now hate Gershwin. Both of them.

I confess, to my utter shame, that I am now also, officially despising all things Jobim and I want to pull my eyebrows out at the very thought of anything remotely Latin. If I never hear timbales again it will be too soon. I have no choice but to admit that I am, in the words of Comic Book Guy, the ‘worst judge ever.’ The aforementioned Gypsy swing group, who shall remain nameless, have submitted 4 albums in this category so far, and this begs the question, could you not have provided me with a greatest hits collection rather than torture me with yet another full album?

112 albums to go and my personal hygiene is becoming an issue. My cat is looking at me with more than the usual disdain. I am down but not entirely out.

Day Three

I am now at a 59% completion rate having made it past 160 albums, made up of 1,806 tracks, according to the nifty software provided for this judging process. I wish I had thought to keep track of the hours I’ve put in so far but I’m certain that if I had, I would quit instantly in recognition of my ‘life is too short’ philosophy and just apologize to the JPF. But now I am all caffeined up and ready to get this job done. This diatribe is approaching 2000 words and fast becoming something that only I will ever read and so I will sign off for now, with the promise of one last paragraph to sum it up, if I can just get through the last 110 albums. Wish me luck. I fully expect Jon Krakauer to write a more eloquent account of this misadventure once my bones have been discovered in some remote locale.

An Interesting Fact While We Wait

I am now rethinking my current album and wondering if maybe I shouldn’t wait a few more decades until I have my best work available. This perspective comforts and disturbs me. That’s about it as far as what I know for sure goes right now. It’s 11am and I am close to drowning in my pool of self-pity. I wiggle into my water wings and float on.

Post Script

I have now completed my judging and I have to say I’d be reluctant to do it again even though I have heard a shwack of great music by some very talented people. I am strangely encouraged by my own delusions of grandeur to keep making original recordings but I am, admittedly, very unlikely to record a jazz standards album in the future. I am proud to be a musician and I wish I could have been more charitable in my choices as a peer judge but as far as I know, I only have one life and I am loathe to live it in critical comparisons. I think I’ll stick to writing and playing and recording and leave the reviewing to those who can do so without losing their everlovin’ minds in the process.

When last I heard from the good people sponsoring this contest, they were still looking for peer judges is 19 categories. I very calmly deleted their email and picked up my guitar instead. Just Plain Sayin’.